OH MER GURD WHAT IS ALL THIS MAGIC AND RAINBOWS *VOMIT*
*GASP* ITS A WELCOME BACK PARTY! ALL MY FRIENDS SHOWED UP!
*Some guy is standing in the corner cradling himself and mumbling after he vomited.*
"The hell is wrong with him?"
"He thinks people are here for a party with him."
"Ah, that was Bob last week right?"
"Yup, looks contagions, let's get out of here."